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PostSubject: Born to Moan   06.01.14 5:56

I will always be an AUFC fan but since the disappointment of the Boxing Day postponement it has dawned on me how much I have missed associating with fat ugly people and generally moaning about my team in my own home town.
I have therefore decided to attend the odd AFC match and adopt you as my second team as your recent form looks like it would lead to a cathartic amount of pissing and moaning. Hopefully I will see an appropriate amount of poor refereeing decisions that will enable me to vent my spleen and with any luck the food will be totally inedible which would be very comforting. All I would then need is an arsehole for a Chairman and all would be right with the World.
I am partial to a bit of drumming so I hope the drumming at AFC is of an appropriate standard or this in turn will lead to an inordinately large amount of aforesaid pissing and moaning.
Luckily apart from Mr Farquharson and Mr Fish (whom I have just arranged to have quietly murdered) none of you will know who I am so I will remain the undercover Duck.
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   06.01.14 6:21

Good to see things havnt changed over the time
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   06.01.14 8:52

We will soon find out who you are sandford lol
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   06.01.14 22:01

Don't bother coming if you don't like drumming
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   06.01.14 22:31

Lol u tell him Jordan
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   07.01.14 0:14

Trust me John loves DRUMMING!!!!!  Very Happy 
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   07.01.14 1:06

How long will it be John before you mention your 12" splash!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   07.01.14 2:07

Has he still got a 12 inch splash. I reckon the only splash he has is down his leg


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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   07.01.14 3:19

But keep coming down! As you might grow to the drumming like most people at the club Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   07.01.14 4:51

By the way Will you dont want to find out who he is lol
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   07.01.14 4:58

Can't be any worse than mike f lol Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   07.01.14 7:01

Oi!!! Lol
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   07.01.14 7:03

Lol sorry mike couldn't resist it
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   08.01.14 17:38

Sandford ALERT!!!!  Very Happy 

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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   08.01.14 18:00

mikefarquharson wrote:
Sandford ALERT!!!!  Very Happy 

Busted! What a f**king liberty - I'll be wearing all that when I come to my first AFC game - will I stand out?
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   08.01.14 18:04

I just can't stop laughing at that Mr F
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   08.01.14 18:14

you should see the video!!!!! I still have it, I think the phrase you used to Central TV was "We're going to stuff 'em!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   08.01.14 19:26

For the historians among you this was the Wednesday or Thursday before the Ducks played Port Vale in the FA Cup - Saturday 17 November 2001. Unfortunately the Ducks didn't 'stuff 'em' we lost 3-0.
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   09.01.14 5:37

A grown man wearing that get up....in public......to go to a football match. *shakes head
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Moan   09.01.14 18:31

Jools Thomas wrote:
A grown man wearing that get up....in public......to go to a football match. *shakes head
Not only in public interviewed on TV no less - the photo is however missing my best feature which was my 12 " splash. See you at the next home game yours truly (the not so) Undercover Duck Smile

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