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Being Brian Clough

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1Being Brian Clough Empty Being Brian Clough Sun May 25, 2014 9:52 am

Sandford

Sandford

I have decided that Moles Supporters are in some desperate need of football management for the Supporters game on the 20th July. I have decided I would be great for the role. My CV includes winning the European Cup with Aylesbury United against Real Madrid in Championship Manager 03/04, saying generally abstract things to anyone who will listen such as "when the seagulls follow the trawler you can put it in the onion bag", I can shout loudly and throw teacups, I have a very strategic mind and have won awards for strategies such as "score more goals then you let in", I can say things like "diamond" "4-4-2", "3-4-3". I once bought a book on the Laws of the Game but could get past the first page (If referees can't be bothered to read it, why should I?). I did once get the job as team coach in my final year at St Edward's in 1979 but got sacked before we even kicked a ball for not knowing what a striker was. I can swear whilst remaining in the technical area and be heard all over the ground. If we are down at half-time I can give motivational speeches such as "that was dismal and you lot are s**t!".
So there you have it I am available I don't actually know anything about football and am an awful manager but then you're an awful team so we should be okay.
Regards
Brian



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2Being Brian Clough Empty Re: Being Brian Clough Sun May 25, 2014 12:41 pm

Jordystallafcdrummer



As long as you have faith in me as your main striker

3Being Brian Clough Empty Re: Being Brian Clough Sun May 25, 2014 2:28 pm

Sandford

Sandford

Jordystallafcdrummer wrote:As long as you have faith in me as your main striker
What's a striker?

4Being Brian Clough Empty Re: Being Brian Clough Sun May 25, 2014 10:00 pm

mikefarquharson

mikefarquharson

Sandford you are a legend!!! You're my man as long as I can be left back!!!

5Being Brian Clough Empty Re: Being Brian Clough Mon May 26, 2014 7:20 am

Sandford

Sandford

Mike if you are selected I will consider it. Don't forget the Captain's armband is up for grabs - usually this is decided by talent and leadership on the field - in my teams it's decided on beer, fags and any form of bribery!

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