I will always be an AUFC fan but since the disappointment of the Boxing Day postponement it has dawned on me how much I have missed associating with fat ugly people and generally moaning about my team in my own home town.
I have therefore decided to attend the odd AFC match and adopt you as my second team as your recent form looks like it would lead to a cathartic amount of pissing and moaning. Hopefully I will see an appropriate amount of poor refereeing decisions that will enable me to vent my spleen and with any luck the food will be totally inedible which would be very comforting. All I would then need is an arsehole for a Chairman and all would be right with the World.
I am partial to a bit of drumming so I hope the drumming at AFC is of an appropriate standard or this in turn will lead to an inordinately large amount of aforesaid pissing and moaning.
Luckily apart from Mr Farquharson and Mr Fish (whom I have just arranged to have quietly murdered) none of you will know who I am so I will remain the undercover Duck.
I have therefore decided to attend the odd AFC match and adopt you as my second team as your recent form looks like it would lead to a cathartic amount of pissing and moaning. Hopefully I will see an appropriate amount of poor refereeing decisions that will enable me to vent my spleen and with any luck the food will be totally inedible which would be very comforting. All I would then need is an arsehole for a Chairman and all would be right with the World.
I am partial to a bit of drumming so I hope the drumming at AFC is of an appropriate standard or this in turn will lead to an inordinately large amount of aforesaid pissing and moaning.
Luckily apart from Mr Farquharson and Mr Fish (whom I have just arranged to have quietly murdered) none of you will know who I am so I will remain the undercover Duck.
